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Bears Beat with Joe Hubeny Reporting 11/14/05

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     And the Adrian Peterson era begins (in a deep NFL Films voice)...On a crazy day of missed field goals, sloppy turnovers and winds recorded at 47 miles per hour, the Chicago Bears eked out a 17-9 victory over the hapless 49ers to retain sole possession of first place in the NFC Norris division.
    Actually, the score was Bears 17, Bobby Wade 9. Bobby Wade had an awful time trying to field punts with three turnovers on three return attempts handing the Niners 9 points. He didn't fumble on other punts, but that was because he stayed clear of the ball and didn't try to return it. Hey Bobby, you're not in Tucson anymore, figure it out or get out! To his credit he took the boos from the crowd like a man and didn't shy away from the media after the game.
    To add insult to injury, Cedric Benson went down towards the end of the first half with his body going one way and his knee going the other in a grotesque looking knee injury. Originally, they thought it would be a torn ACL or something more serious, but Benson was walking with a brace after the game and he thinks it might not be as bad as originally thought. An MRI on Monday morning revealed a sprained MCL and Benson will be out 3 to 6 weeks. Either way, not good, and I hate to say it, but karma might be biting the 17 million dollar holdout right in the ass...or should I say knee....
    That left the door open for my man AP (Adrian Peterson). AP filled in nicely with a couple big runs and a couple big first downs. He finished the day with 120 yards on 24 carries and 1 touchdown. Great job by AP and the O-line also deserves a lot of credit with 172 total rushing yards on the day. Speaking of the O-line, we got the truth in the Fred Miller "broken jaw / fell in his home" incident. Apparently, Olin Kreutz gave him a right hook when they were out on the town last week and ended up breaking his jaw. And for the record, whenever any sports figure says they "fell in their home," they're LYING.
    The Bears were not the only ones to feel the wrath of the wind. On a stupid call by Mike Nolan on the last play of a dismal first half, the Niners tried to kick a 51 yard field goal. The wind completely killed the attempt and Nathan Vasher fielded the ball 108 yards deep into the end zone....the rest is history.... After a spin at about the 18 yard line and a Chris Berman whoop, Vash reversed the field and found himself behind a wall of Orange Bears. Brian Urlacher sealed the play from behind, then he put on the afterburners and passed Vash again to get the final block in the longest return in NFL history. A miked up Vasher said on the sideline, "Wow, the NFL's been around a long time...." This play seemed like it happened in slow motion, reminiscent of the 6 minute Tractor Traylor play of a couple years ago, except that Traylor didn't score on the play.
    Amazingly, going into halftime the Bears were up 7-3 after numerous mistakes in the first half. In the second half Bobby Wade continued to fumble, most notably, he fumbled on the Bear's 2 yard line. However, the sick, nasty, dominating, lovely, poetic Bears D stifled the Niners hopes of a gift wrapped touchdown and forced them to settle for 3 points. Then, the wrath of the wind hit the Niners again when they fumbled a Bear's punt on their own 30 yard line. The Bears were able to convert the turnover into 7 points and that pretty much made it a ballgame. It wasn't pretty, but they got the job done to ink the paper with a 5 game winning streak. I doubt they'll match the Alabama Blacksnakes' record 10 game winning streak in 2004 (Imperial Palace league), but its good enough for first place in the division and a 6-3 record....who'd a thunk that in the beginning of the season???
    Next week, Julius Peppers and the Carolina Panthers come to town. Orton, you will get thrashed if you don't do your homework this week. You need to be able to read a zone coverage and not throw the ball into coverage like you did in the end zone against the Niners. Until then, get better Cedric and Fred, Defense stay nasty, and GO BEARS!!
 

Adrian Peterson scores on a 7-yard touchdown run Sunday during the Bears' 17-9 victory over San Francisco. He had 120 yards on 24 carries in the absence of Cedric Benson and Thomas Jones.
(Tribune photo by Jim Prisching)
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Nate Vasher…Gets a little help from his friends, Brian Urlacher (54) and Alfonso Boone…
(Tribune photo by Jim Prisching)
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Cedric Benson's knee gets bent in an inhuman way…
(Tribune photo by José M. Osorio)
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A disconsolate Bobby Wade gets some attempted consolation from teammate Ruben Brown after Wade's third fumble of the game.
(Tribune photo by Jim Prisching)
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